Mad Wife Disease

"Mad Wife Disease"

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when
his wife walked up behind him and whacked him
on the head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants
pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it, '
she replied.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura
Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,'
he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have
known there was a good explanation.'

Three days later he was watching a ball game
on TV when she walked up and hit him in the
head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?"

'Your horse called.'
Received on Mon May 12 00:30:54 2008