Experiencing Heights

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Fri May 02 2008 - 06:18:41 EDT

"Experiencing Heights"

If you are experiencing one or more of these
heights; it is time to get off the computer and
GET A LIFE!

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails
to communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving
the same email forwarded back to you by
someone in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
You are swimming in the water tank and shout
'F1! F1! F1!' instead of shouting 'HELP' when you
are unable to swim...
Received on Fri May 2 06:18:41 2008

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