Oil Shortage

"Oil Shortage"

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in

Alaska

California

Coastal Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Kansas

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania
and
Texas

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC !

Any Questions?

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"Characters"

A truck driver is cruising along when he spots
a little yellow man standing in the middle of the
road, crying. He brings the truck to a standstill,
rolls down the window and asks the little man
what is wrong.

"I am yellow, I am from Venus, and I am hungry,"
sobs the little man.

"Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a sandwich,
but that is as much as I can do." Therefore, he
passes a sandwich to the little man and drives off.

A while later, he has to stop again because there
is a little red man in the middle of the road, crying.
Therefore, he comes to a halt, rolls down the window
and a bit more impatiently asks the little man what
the matter is.

"I am red, I am from Mars, and I am thirsty,"
the little man bawls.

Therefore, the trucker says, "I can offer you a can
of Coke, but that is as much as I can do." He hands
a can of Coke down to the little man and drives off.

A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man
in the middle of the road. Really annoyed now, he
stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes,
you silly little blue moffie! What bloody planet are
you from and what do you want?"

The little man answers, "Your driver's license and
registration, please."
Received on Fri May 2 06:16:06 2008