The Request

"The Request"

Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first visit
to Las Vegas, Nevada, finds the red light district and
enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be
seated and sends over a young lady to entertain
him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink
a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her
ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced
lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic
a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap.
He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and
walks quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man
has asked for something so outrageous that her two
girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that
only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has
never said no, and it is not likely anything would surprise
her. Therefore, the madam sends her over to Bob. They
sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams,

"NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.

Madam is by now intrigued, having seen nothing like this
in all her years of operating a brothel. She has not done
the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she is sure
she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask
for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has
made her girls so angry. Besides, she sees a chance to
teach her employees a lesson.

Therefore, she goes over to Bob, says that she is the
best in the house, and is available. She sits and talks
with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.

Bob leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay
in Canadian currency?"
Received on Mon Mar 31 02:07:40 2008