The Benefits Of Older Women, Part I

"The Benefits Of Older Women"
Part I

An older woman will never wake you up in the
middle of the night and ask you, "What are you
thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what
you think.

An older woman always carries a condom in her
purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy
might have one on him.

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger
woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older
woman will sleep with you after a cup of a
herbal tea.

The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido
gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his
libido gets... which is why nature intended young
guys to go out with older women and young
women to go out with older men.

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick
during the day without looking like she just
had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.

Older women can run faster because they're
always wearing sensible shoes.

An older woman is into free sex! An older woman
is almost always already attached to someone,
so there's no need to develop a phobia about
committing to her. The last thing she needs in her
life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.

Older women are more honest. An older woman
will tell you that you are an as*hole if you're
acting like one. A young woman will say nothing,
just in case it means you might break up with her.
Received on Tue Mar 11 07:49:26 2008