Building a Car

"Borneo"

An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where
he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the
river to the remote site he where he would make
his collections. At noon on the second day of travel
up the river they began to hear drums.

"What are those drums?" asked the anthropologist,
knowing he was in cannibal country.

The guide turned to him and said, "No worry. Drums
OK, but very bad when they stop." They both went
ghostly pale when the drums suddenly stopped.
The guide crouched in the belly of the canoe and covered his ears.

"Do as I do! Very important!" intoned the guide with great urgency.

"Why? What does this mean?" asked the panicked anthropologist.

"Drums stop! Next come guitar solo!"

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"Building a Car"

Two guys sit down for lunch in the General Motors office cafeteria.

The conversation goes like this...

"Hey, whatever happened to Bill in Engineering?"
one asks. "I haven't seen him around for awhile."

"Oh, he got this hare-brained notion he was going
to build this new kind of car," his co-worker replies.

"Geez, how did he go about doing that?"

"Well, first he took a engine from a Firehawk, next
a 6 sp. transmission from a Corvette, a Camaro
body, seats from a Blazer, wheels and tires from
a Caddy, and, well...... you get the idea."

"So.... what did he end up with?"

"Ten to fifteen years!"
Received on Sat Mar 8 07:27:18 2008