Three Wishes

"Three Wishes"

A man was sitting alone in his office one night
when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said,

"And what will your third wish be?"

The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh?
How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't
had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the genie said,
"but your second wish was for me to put everything
back the way it was before you made your first wish.
Thus, you remember nothing, because everything
is the way it was before you made any wishes. You
have one wish left."

"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what
the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women."

"Funny," said the genie as he granted his wish and
disappeared. "That was your first wish, too!"
Received on Mon Mar 3 06:36:38 2008