Golf Clubs

"Golf Clubs"

Two women were talking the other day over tea. "Did
I tell you that my husband has taken up golf?" the
first lady asked her friend.

"No, as a matter of fact, you didn't," her friend replied,
"How's he doing?"

"Evidently, very well," said the first lady.

"He's only played three times, but his friends tell
me that he's already throwing his clubs as far
as men who've been playing the game for years!"

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"Headache Cause"

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor
for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. Please
examine me and tell me what's wrong with me."

"Let's begin with a few questions," said the doctor,
"Do you drink much?"

"Alcohol?" said the man. "I'm a teetotaler. Never touch a drop."

"How about smoking?" asked the doctor.

"Never," replied the man. "Tobacco is bad, and I
have strong principles against it."

"Well, uh." asked the doctor, "do you have much sex life?"

"Oh, no," said the man. "Sex is sin. I'm in bed by
10:30 every night and I always have been."

The doctor paused, looked at the man hard, and
asked, "Well, do you have pains in your head?"

"Yes," said the man. "I have terrible pains in my head."

"O.K.," said the doctor. "That's your trouble. Your halo
is on too tight!"
Received on Sat Mar 1 07:46:23 2008