Guardian Angel

"Guardian Angel"

A Man was walking down a street when he heard
a voice from behind, "If you take one more step,
a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front
of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while, he was going to
cross the road.

Once again, the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still!
If you take one more step a car will run over you,
and you will die."

The man did, as he was instructed, just as a car
came careening around the corner, barely missing
him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man exclaimed "And where the
hell were you when I got married?"

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"Wedding Present"

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching
the radiant bride as her father escorted her down
the aisle to give away to groom. They reached the
altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
father and placed some thing in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was
given to the father by bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and
all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say
something. Therefore, he announced, "Ladies and
Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life."

Then he raises his hands with what his daughter
gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally
returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including priest started laughing.

For some strange reason, the poor groom didn't.
Received on Fri Jun 27 04:17:09 2008