Cell Phone in a Movie

"ATM"

My father began teaching business classes at
the local prison through a community college.
On his first night of class, he started a chapter
on banking. During the course of his lecture,
the subject of ATMs came up, and he mentioned
that, on average, most machines contain only
about $1500 at a given time.

Just then a man in the back raised his hand.

"I'm not trying to argue," he told my father, "but
the machine I robbed had about $3,000 in it."

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"Cell Phone in a Movie"

We went to the movie the other night. I sat in
an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.

Just as the feature was about to start a baby
boomer from the center of the row got up and
started working her way out. "Excuse me, sorry,
oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."

By the time she got to me I was trying to look
around her and I was a little impatient so I
said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"

"No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN
OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message
just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."
Received on Wed Jun 25 07:23:08 2008