Angelic Harpist

"Wedding Advice"

At my granddaughter'

s wedding, the DJ polled
the guests to see who had been married longest.

It turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ
asked us, "What advice would you give to the
newly-married couple?"

I said, "The three most important words in a
marriage are, 'You're probably right.'"

Everyone then looked at my husband. He said,

"Yeah, she's probably right."

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"Angelic Harpist"

My friend Monica is an accomplished harpist,
who frequently plays for weddings, reception,
parties, and other such events. She is also
blond and has an appropriately cherubic face.

She was on her way to an engagement at a
hotel, and stepped into an elevator with her
large golden harp. Just before the doors
closed, a distinguished gray-haired man
stepped on.

As the elevator rose, he looked thoughtfully
first at her and then her harp and asked,

"And just how far up are you going?"
Received on Tue Jun 24 06:58:15 2008