Emergency Help

"Emergency Help"

Because an increasing number of people
are having heart attacks while gambling,
the big, high-class casinos are now equipped
with sophisticated defibrillators. They are
computer-controlled to deliver the exact
electric shock needed to revive a heart
attack victim. That is, if you're at a big,
high-class casino.

At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just
drag you across the carpet and touch your
finger to the doorknob.

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"Playing One's Age"

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables
in Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated,
she exclaims, "What rotten luck I've had today!
What in the world should I do now?"

A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know...
why don't you play your age?"

He walks away.

Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great
commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
He rushes back to the table and pushes his way
through the crowd.

The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned.
He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all
her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
Received on Mon Jun 23 06:40:19 2008