Nursing Home Troubles

"Nursing Home Troubles"

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded
garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the
garden. They begin to chat and before they know it,
several hours have passed. After a short lull in their
conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do
you know what I miss most of all?'

She asks, 'What?'

'Sex!!' he replies.

Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart. You couldn't get
it up if I held a gun to your head!'

'I know,' Harold says, 'but it would be nice if a
woman could just hold it for a while.'

Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his
trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night
in the garden where they would sit and talk and
Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual
meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold
and make sure he was O.K.She walked around the
Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by
the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was
holding Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing creep!
What does Ethel have that I don't have?'

Old Harold smiled happily and replied..... .. 'Parkinson's.'
Received on Wed Jun 18 07:55:04 2008