Who's Your Daddy? Part II

"Who's Your Daddy?"
Part II

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and
that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as
they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with
my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at
the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only
thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did
a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
had stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might
have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of
beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
Received on Tue Jun 17 00:12:19 2008