Wise Mother

"Wise Mother"

A woman says to her mother, "I am divorcing
Sheldon! All he wants is anal sex and my rear
end is now the size of a 50 cent piece when
it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

Mother says, "You are married to a multi-
millionaire businessman, you live in an
8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari,
you get $3,000 a week allowance, you take
6 vacations a year and you want to throw
all that away for 45 cents?!?"
Received on Tue Jun 3 07:28:22 2008