Caribbean Watermelons

"Caribbean Watermelons"

A newly wed couple wake up on the first morning of their
honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll
down the beach. On their way they pass a shanty house,
and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman,
stark naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon.
The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new
wife exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she
would do the same. The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses.

The second morning they pass the shanty house again
and, sure enough, the overweight woman is sitting on the
porch stark naked, legs akimbo, eating another slice of
watermelon. Not being put off by his new wife's refusal,
the husband inquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over
and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there naked,
letting the air waft over your pussy?"

The wife again refuses.

This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the
last day of the honeymoon. Each morning they would
pass by the woman, each morning the husband would
try to persuade his new wife to copy her and each morning
the wife would refuse. However, it being the last morning
the husband gives it one more try and inquires of his wife,
"Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels
like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"

The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty house
and walks up to the overweight woman on the front porch.

"What does it feel like to sit there naked, letting the air waft
over your pussy?" she asks, hesitantly."

"I do not rightly know," replies the woman, "but it sure keeps
the flies off of my watermelon."
Received on Mon Jul 28 08:25:00 2008