Vibrator versus Men

"Vibrator versus Men"

Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you do not have to
fix it breakfast.

Safe sex without a rubber.

A couple batteries and you do not have to put up with the crap, just
turn it off when you are done with it!

As long as you have a new pack of energizers, the vibrator can keep
going and going and going!
(While you keep coming and coming!)

Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!

They do not burp, pass guess, belch or fall asleep on you.

You do not have to dress up for your vibrator.

You can show it off to your friends.

They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one.

It does not leave a wet spot.

It can be stashed away in a drawer.

It does not have a mother!

It does not require "a little lip action" to get hard.

You know exactly where it has been.

Vibrators do not care if you get crumbs in the bed.

They never cum before you do.
Received on Fri Jul 25 23:27:14 2008