Tough Hooker

"Tough Hooker"

After striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down
from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest
town ."I'm looking' for the meanest, roughest and toughest
prostitute in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.

"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on
the right."

"Great, gimme' a couple beers and I'll have at her!" The miner
handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the girl and
two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs
and kicked open the second door on the right.

Standing in the doorway, he yelled, "I'm looking' for the meanest,
roughest and toughest lady of the evening in the Yukon!"

The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said,
"You found her!" With that she stripped naked, bent over
and grabbed her ankles.

"How the hell did you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the
miner.

"I didn't," replied the call-girl, "I just thought you might like to
open those beers first."
Received on Fri Jul 25 23:19:31 2008