About Woodpeckers

"About Woodpeckers"

An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in
Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees
to peck. The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree
that no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker
challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree
with no problem.

The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe. The Texas woodpecker
challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas
that no woodpecker has been able to peck successfully. The
Alaskan woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do
it. After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree in
Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't figure out why the Texas
woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree and the Alaskan
woodpecker was able to peck the Texan tree when neither one
was able to peck the tree in their own state.

After thinking for some time they both came to the same
conclusion: "Your p-ecker is always harder when you're
away from home."
Received on Fri Jul 25 23:15:55 2008