Flying

"Flying"

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124.7"

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to
departure----by the way, after we lifted off, we
saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff,
contact departure on 124.7, did you copy the report from Eastern?"

Continental 635: Cleared for takeoff roger, and
yes we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers."

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"Blonde Stewardess"

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty
new blonde stewardess. The route they were
flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their
arrival the captain showed the stewardess the
best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and
stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the
crew for the day's route, he noticed the new
stewardess was missing. He knew which room
she was in at the hotel and called her up
wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she
couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three
doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom,
one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Received on Mon Jul 21 08:24:10 2008