Women Would Like To Hear

"Women Would Like To Hear"

Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in the lottery,
so why don't you take it to the mall and see if you can find something
to buy with it.

Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.

Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it's
one thing I hate it's skinny women.

What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance
movies.

You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem
to have the brain power that I find so attractive in a woman.

What a break, I won a prize on the radio station....
tickets to either the super bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet.
I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go to the
ballet!!!

Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks
when it's freshly mowed.

Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go furniture
shopping.

Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a
suit and tie.

I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?

You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan to that
impractical Corvette.
Received on Sun Jul 20 06:41:39 2008