Free Meal

"Free Meal"

A plump gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive
restaurant and topped it off with some rare Napoleon
brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter.

"Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year
ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, because
I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the
gutter like a veritable bum ?"

"I'm very sorry, sir." began the contrite headwaiter.

"Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "But I'm afraid
I'll have to trouble you again."

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"Free Haircut"

A man and a small boy entered a barbershop together.

After the man received the full treatment, shave,
shampoo, manicure, and haircut; he'd picked up
the boy and sat him in the barber's chair.

"I'm going next door and shop for a pair of shoes,"
he said. "I'll be back in ten minutes."

When the boy's haircut was done and the man
still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Well, son,
it looks like your dad's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "That man
just walked up, took me by the hand and said,

"Come on, son, we're going get a free haircut."
Received on Fri Jul 18 07:22:06 2008