Just Fred

"Just Fred"

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give
the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of
a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but
lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his
hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you
lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was
born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids
used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied
hard and got good grades.

When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go
back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way
through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with
my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was
Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out
about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they
took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
Received on Fri Jul 18 07:20:15 2008