Mad Cow Disease

"Mad Cow Disease"

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with
a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.

Lady Reporter: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect
information on the possible source of Mad Cow
Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you
know that a bull screws a cow only once a year?"

The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir,

that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation
between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk
a cow twice a day?"

The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information,
but what about getting to the point?"

The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just
imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day
and only scr*ewing you once a year, wouldn't you get MAD?"
Received on Wed Jul 16 08:09:32 2008