Child Size

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Wed Jul 09 2008 - 18:33:51 EDT

"Child Size"

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her
acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about
her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she
suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity
of a 12 years old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her so
much. "I too have a problem. My penis is the same
size as an infant and I hope you could deal with
that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live
with your infant member."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait
so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and
they started touch teasing, holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began
to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after
her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told
me your penis was the size of an infant!"

"Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!"
Received on Wed Jul 9 18:33:51 2008

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