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"About Mail"

To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best
'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other
promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

None Of That Crap Worked!

For 2008, could you please just send Money,
Alcohol, Chocolate or Gasoline Vouchers?
{not necessarily in that order.}

Thank you!

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"Wise Farmer"

A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules
to his three sons. The instructions left in the will
said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the
second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth.

The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing
17 mules into these fractions, began to argue.

Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up
his mule and drove out to settle the matter. He
added his mule to the 17, making 18.

The oldest therefore got one-half, or nine, the
second oldest got one-third, or six, and the
youngest son got one-ninth, or two.

Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17.

The uncle, having settled the argument, hitched
up his mule and drove home.
Received on Tue Jul 1 06:43:59 2008