The Dog Named 'Sex', Part III

"The Dog Named 'Sex' "
Part III

When I decided to get married I told the minister
that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told
me to wait until after the wedding.

I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life
and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex."

He said he did not want to hear about my personal
life and would not marry us in a church.

I told him everyone coming to the wedding would
enjoy having Sex there.

The next day we were married by the Justice of the
Peace. My family is barred from the church.
Received on Wed Jan 30 04:11:49 2008