Diet Aid

"Diet Aid"

One time when I was home visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set the
table for dinner.
I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was
a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but
scantily-clad young woman.

"Mom, what's this?" I asked.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat," she answered.

"Is it working?" I asked.

"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has
gained 20!"
Received on Wed Jan 16 08:37:18 2008