True Buddy

"True Buddy"

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed
north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm
house and asked the attractive lady of the house
if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm
afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's
attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob,
do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
Received on Fri Jan 11 07:22:41 2008