Think!

"Think!"

In the men's room at work, the boss placed
a sign directly above the sink.

It had a single word on it, "THINK!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room,
he looked at the sign and right below it,
immediately above the soap dispenser,
someone had carefully lettered another
sign which read, "THOAP!"

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"Lunch Workout"

Having gone out for a large lunch with fellow
workers, a secretary from our office who runs
regularly was especially motivated to get to the
gym after work.

Our boss, who had also enjoyed the good food,
suggested that she run an extra lap for him. As
she was leaving the office, she called to the boss,
"Get ready to start huffing and puffing, 'cause I'll
be on your lap in half an hour!"

This time, realizing what she'd just said, her face
turned read *before* her workout.
Received on Mon Jan 7 06:30:10 2008