Daycare Braggarts

"Daycare Braggarts"

As I was dropping off my son at his daycare
the other day, I overheard some of the other
children talking about their siblings.

"My brother takes karate lessons," bragged
one little boy.

"My sister takes gymnastics," said another.

Not to be outdone, the littlest child in the
group piped up. "My sister takes antibiotics!"

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"Expensive Crackers"

During my stay at an expensive hotel in
New York City, I woke up in the middle
of the night with an upset stomach. I
called room service and ordered some
soda crackers.

When I looked at the charge slip, I was
furious. I called room service and raged,
"Hey, I know I'm in a luxury hotel, but $11.50
for six crackers borders on the ridiculous!"

"The crackers are complimentary," the voice

at the other end coolly explained. "I believe,
sir, you are complaining about your room number."
Received on Thu Feb 28 07:44:52 2008