The Mathematics Of Relationships

"The Mathematics Of Relationships"

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her
curves were continuous, and even though he was
odd, he was a real number. They both wanted to
get skewed. The day their lines first intersected,
they became an ordered pair.

>From then on it was a continuous function. They
were both in their prime, so in next to no time they
were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the
magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was
amazed by her conical projections.

"Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she
reached her local maximum. They had many
simultaneous solutions. He taught her the chain
rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his
simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple
rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the
vertex, the critical point, their finite limit.

After that they slept like logs. Later she found him
taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, it
was improper form. He meanwhile had realized
that she was irrational, not to mention square. It
seemed as though she was from another dimension.
Things just weren't adding up. They diverged. That
was a real plus because he needed to get her out
of his domain.

She's currently reaching the limit in a relationship
that is somewhat undefined. He is currently unable
to afford dating because he did a cosine on a loan
for his son, Ray.
Received on Tue Feb 26 05:03:19 2008