Job Opening

"Job Opening"

A young man goes into the Job Center in Chicago,
and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more...

"Can you give me some more details about this?"
he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies -

"Oh yes, here it is: The job entails you getting the
lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have
to help them out of their underwear, lie them down
and carefully wash their genital regions. You then
apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their
pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're
ready for the doctors examination.

There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're
going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's
about 820 miles from here."

"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"

"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
Received on Mon Feb 25 06:15:31 2008