Cruise Stories

"Cruise Stories"

These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.

1. (For this one, you have to know that it's really
easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators
on a ship.) A lady asked if this elevator went to the front of the ship.

2. Two elderly women were staring at the numbers
of the floors listed above the elevator door. When
asked if they needed any assistance with something,
one asked how they were going to be able to reach
way up there to push the button for their floor.

3. A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage
into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The
bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced.
When asked what the problem was, the groom
started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked
a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we
get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

4. There was some mix-up with a woman's room.
The steward was trying to remedy the situation. He
asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside
cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain
today. I'd better get an inside cabin."

5. Two women were sitting by the pool, and one
asked what kind of water they fill the pool with --
fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered,
"Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

6. "What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"

7. "What time is the midnight buffet?"
Received on Sat Feb 23 06:32:57 2008