New Wine for Seniors

"New Wine for Seniors"

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which
primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot
Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older
people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as...

PINOT MORE

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"Squirrels at Church"

There were Five country churches in a small Texas town:
The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist
Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.
Each place of worship was overrun with pesky squirrels .

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to
decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer
and consideration they Determined that the squirrels
were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere
with G~od's divine will..

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation
in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a
cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The
squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as
many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they
were not in a position to harm any of G~d's creation. So,
they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free
a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and
most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and
registered them as members of the church. Now they
only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but
they took one squirrel and had a short service with him
called circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
Received on Sun Feb 17 08:04:57 2008