Upset Newlywed

"Upset Newlywed"

Upset over a newlywed squabble with my
husband, I went to my mother to complain.
Trying to console me, my dad said that men
are not all like this all the time.

"Nonsense," I said. "Men are good for only one thing!"

"Yes," my mother interjected, "but how often
do you have to parallel park?"

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"Important Party"

A wife and her husband attended a very
important business party thrown by her
boss where the husband may have had
one or two more than he should have.

On the way home from the party, the woman
said to her husband, "Have I ever told you
how handsome and sexy and totally
irresistible to all women you are?"

"Why no," said the husband, deeply flattered.

"Then what gave you that idea at the party?!" she yelled.
Received on Fri Feb 8 07:05:29 2008