On Marriage

"On Marriage"

Its funny when people discuss over "love
marriage" and "arrange marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to
"hang himself" or "shoot himself."

A man succeeded to get his wife to diet by
telling her, "Do you realize that there are forty
pounds of you that I'm not legally married to?

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks
and the woman listens. In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens. In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know
why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

When a man's wife learns to understand him,
she usually stops listening to him.

Maybe I'm an old-fashioned guy, but I believe
the most important thing in a marriage is me.
Received on Thu Feb 7 02:31:25 2008