Insurance on Emergency

"Lost Cash"

The receptionist for the company where I'm
employed found some cash in the office,
apparently mislaid by a co-worker.

She sent out an e-mail: "If anybody can say
where he/she lost $66, please let me know,
and it will be returned."

Within minutes one employee replied,
"Super Bowl, 2008."

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"Insurance on Emergency"

Before I could enroll in my company's medical
insurance plan, I needed to fill out a questionnaire.

As expected, the form was very thorough, leaving
nothing to chance.

One question asked, "Do you think you may
need to go to the emergency room within the
next three months?"
Received on Mon Feb 4 07:41:12 2008