The Dog Named 'Sex', Part V

"The Dog Named 'Sex' "
Part V

When my wife and I separated we went to court
to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor,
I had Sex before I was married" and the Judge
said, "Me too." When I told him that after I was
married Sex had left me, he said "Me too."

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married,
divorced and had more trouble with that dog than
I ever gambled for.

Why, just the other day when I went for my first
visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me,
"What seems to be the trouble?"

and I replied, "Well, Sex has died and left my life.
It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely."

The doctor said, "Look Mister, you and I both
know that sex isn't man's best friend. Why
not get yourself a dog?"
Received on Fri Feb 1 00:19:21 2008