Groaner Q & A

"Groaner Q & A"*

*Q: Do you ever feel your liquor?
A: Of course not. Why should I get my fingers wet?

Q: What do you get when you cross bacteria with an electric eel?
A: Culture shock.

Q: What's the most famous fish?
A: The starfish.

Q: What did the appendix say to the kidney?
A: "The doctor's taking me out tonight."

Q: Why do blondes leave empty milk cartons in the fridge?
A: In case someone wants black coffee.

Q: What has feathers and carries water?
A: An aqua-duck

Q: What's the difference between a hungry man and a greedy man?
A: One longs to eat; the other eats too long.

Q: What do you get when you mix an ambassador with a rug?
A: A diplomat.

Q: What was Anne Boleyn's last meal?
A: Two cold chops.

Q: What makes vampire families stick together?
A: Blood is thicker than water.

Q: What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?
A: Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

Q: Has everyone heard that all Santa's elves are in therapy this season?
A: Seems they are suffering from LOW ELF ESTEEM.

Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: Someone who can play the accordion and won't.

Q: What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?
A: One kisses his Mrs.: the other misses his kisses.

Q: What's the difference between a cloud and a thumbtack?
A: One pours with rain: the other roars with pain.

Boss: One who's late when you're early and early when you're late.
Undertaker: A man who always puts a customer in his place.
Received on Mon Dec 22 07:59:44 2008