Tattoo

"Tattoo"*

*A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells
the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of
a turkey on her right thigh just below her
bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy
Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking
real good. The woman then instructs him to
put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas"
up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good
too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave,
the tattoo artist says "If you don't mind, could
you tell me why you had me put such unusual
tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband
complaining all the time that there's nothing
good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
Received on Mon Dec 22 07:54:59 2008