The Amazing Disappearing Man

"The Amazing Disappearing Man"*

*John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine
restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a
table a few paces away noticed that John was ever so
slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the
table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned.

Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down
his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, Mary appeared calm and unruffled, apparently
unaware that John had disappeared under the table.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came
over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me,
ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly,
"Oh, no he didn't. In fact, my husband just walked in the front door."
Received on Mon Dec 1 07:08:17 2008