Flying Low

"Housework-Challenged"*

*One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after
he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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"Flying Low"*

*Tired of the inconvenience of the drive from airport
to country cottage, a man equipped his small plane
with pontoons so he could land on the lake directly
in front of his cottage.

On his next trip, he made his approach down the
airport runway as usual.

Alarmed, his wife cried out, "Are you crazy? You can't
land this plane here without wheels!"

The startled husband abruptly yanked the nose up,
narrowly averting certain disaster.

Continuing, he landed the plane on the lake without mishap.

As he sat there, visibly shaken he said to his wife,
"I don't know what got into me. That's the stupidest
thing I've ever done in my life!"

And with that, he opened the door and stepped out,
falling into the water.
Received on Mon Dec 1 01:36:35 2008