Stud's Problems

"Stud's Problems"*

*An infamous stud with a long list of conquests
walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink.
 
The bartender thought he looked worried and
asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied.
"Some teed-off husband wrote me and said
that he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long
swill. "The pr-ick didn't sign his name!"
Received on Sat Aug 16 08:02:41 2008