Dangerous Food

"Dangerous Food"*

*Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette
after not seeing one another for some time.
After inquiring about each other's health, one
asked how the other's husband was doing.

"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the
garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a
heart attack and dropped down dead right
there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her
friend, "What did you do?"

"Opened a can of peas instead."

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"Holding Hands In Church"*

*An older couple regularly attended church. The
pastor was much impressed by how harmonious
and how in love they seemed. They always held
hands all through the service.

One day after church, the pastor couldn't resist
going up to them to express his admiration. He
said, "I find it so inspirational to see how deeply
in love you are, even, after all these years, holding
hands like that."

The wife looked up sharply and said, "It's not
love, Pastor, I'm just keeping him from cracking
his knuckles."

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"The Value of Senior Citizens"*

*Senior Citizens Are Valuable:

We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:-
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and.
We are loaded with natural gas!
Received on Sat Aug 9 10:02:19 2008