Scots

"Scots"*

*A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on
a heather hill in the Highlands. They had been
silent for a while when the lass said,

"A penny for ye thoughts Angus."

The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said,

"Well Mary, I was thinkin' how nice it would be
if ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss."

So she did so.

But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which
lasted long enough for the lass to ask him,

"What are ye thinkin' now Angus?"

To which the lad replied:

"Well, I was hopin' ye hadn't forgot the penny!"
Received on Fri Aug 8 07:43:16 2008