About Dogs

*"About Dogs"

*Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when
an earthquake is about to hit?

Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when
a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away?

Do you remember hearing that before the
December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs
started running frantically away from the seashore,
at breakneck speed?

Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and
other serious illnesses and danger of fire?

Somehow they always know when they can 'go
for a ride' before you even ask and how do those
dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away?

I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially
dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a
potentially terrible disaster well in advance.

Simply said, a dog just KNOWS when something
isn't right .. . when impending doom is upon us .. .

they'll always try to warn us.... !

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*"The Fundamentalist Dog"

*This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important
to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So,
they went shopping.

At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they
found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked
the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When
they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied
equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were
impressed, purchased the animal, and went home.

That night they had friends over. They were so proud
of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills,
they called in the dog and showed off a little.

The friends were impressed and asked whether the
dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks as
well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't
thought about "normal" tricks.

Well, they said. "Let's try this out." Once more they
called the dog and they clearly pronounced the
command, "Heel!"

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on
the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration
and bowed his head.
Received on Wed Aug 6 07:39:51 2008