You Got Me Pregnant!

"You Got Me Pregnant!"

Bruce is driving over Harbor Bridge one day listening
to some music in his car and just having a really
great day. Suddenly he looks over through the
streams of traffic and he sees his girlfriend Sheila
standing on the side of the bridge looking down.

It's pretty apparent that she's just about to throw
herself off the bridge into the water far below.

Bruce slammed on the brakes and his car screeches
to a halt. he bolts out of the car and shouts, "Sheila!
What the hell do you think you're doing babe'?"

Sheila turned around with tears welling up in her
eyes and says, "Bruce, honey! You got me pregnant
and I don't want to be a burden so now I'm just
gonna kill myself!"

Bruce got a lump in his throat and climbs back into
his car when he heard this and says to her,

"Sheila, not only are you a great lay, but you're
a good sport about it, too!"
Received on Mon Aug 4 06:33:48 2008