Paying for it

"Paying for it"

LARRY: When I was working in Nebraska, I gave this girl 400 dollars to
have sex with me.

MIKE: You what? You gave a girl $400 for sex?

LARRY: Yep

MIKE: DAMN, what did she look like?

LARRY: She had big boobs and blonde hair.

MIKE: Larry, was it worth it?

LARRY: Nope, that's why I stopped payment on the check.

MIKE: Are you telling me that you found a girl that would take a check
for sex?
           Then you stopped payment on the check because it wasn't any good?

LARRY: Yep, $400.

MIKE: Does your wife know about this?

LARRY: Yep

MIKE: And just what did she have to say?

LARRY: She wasn't very happy, and she doesn't let me carry the checkbook
anymore.
Received on Wed Apr 16 06:27:37 2008