Change of Plans

"Change of Plans"

A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night
by strange noises from his parents' room, and he
decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom,
he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging
for all they were worth.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"

"It is ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a baby that is all."

The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby
brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face.

Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past
the bathroom and was shocked to discover his
mother giving oral gratification to his father.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"

"Son, there has been a change of plan," his father
replied. "Your mother did want a baby, but now she wants a BMW."
Received on Thu Sep 27 06:31:32 2007